Glitter Tits

(Source: kurtblair)

that is why Gaga is a legend

jennifer lawrence:: everytime they were like "this is very dangerous" then don't let me touch it
jennifer lawrence:: you pee your pants when you laugh too hard, i pee when i get scared, and when i'm nervous
jennifer lawrence:: backstage i just peed every four seconds
jennifer lawrence:: i think your staff thinks i have diarrhea
jennifer lawrence:: just tiny little bits, its not full its like..AH then it's done
jennifer lawrence:: i felt like a backstreet boy
jennifer lawrence:: one time i told my brother i wanted to try out for tee ball, and he said first you have to stop being afraid of the ball, so he tied me up and started throwing tennis balls at my face
jennifer lawrence:: when i was in the gymnastics phase, they used to pin my feet back behind my head, then they would get our dachshunds and put peanut butter all over my face, and we had three dachshunds, and the dogs would do this. they would shut the door, and lock me in the basement with dachshunds
jennifer lawrence:: cake balls
me:: i think i'm in love with you